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Eric AKA LDN #1
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How to make your own...
So you think you have what it takes to make Deez Nutz? If you want to see your artwork on this site you got to follow a few rules.
  • All submissions must be animated gifs sized 256X256.
  • Submissions must begin with "LDN Presents", "Lick Deez Nutz Presents", or "A Lick Deez Nutz Production".
  • All submissions must have the url http://www.lickdeeznutz.com displayed on either the first or last frame (this frame must display for at least 4 seconds). No other urls should be in this animation.
By submitting work to LDN Productions you are allowing us free usage of your image on LickDeezNutz.com and in other promotional materials. No compensation is given at this time for submissions other than seeing your name in lights so to speak.

We suggest that your image's file size be no more than 200K. Although it is not a requirement, files may be rejected for extremely large file size.

We strongly suggest that you choose a "universal topic" for your art. Inside jokes, although hillarious, do not transfer well to a large audience. Politics, sports, music, movie spoofs, historical allusions, and current events are all excellent subjects.

Using real pictures can be effective, however, LDN Productions will not be responsible for any copyright violations on submitted works.

Now that you have read all that, to submit an animation follow these steps:

  1. Create your animation.
  2. Put it up in an accessable location (weblocker or FTP).
  3. Send an email to submit@lickdeeznutz.com telling us who you are and where to find your animation. DO NOT SEND US A LARGE FILE!
  4. Wait for notification of your animation's publication!
Ok thats it... GET TO WORK!

LDNSOTW
nutz getting lickedEvery week we present you with a site that our crack team has determined is run by a bunch of nut lickerz. This week's site is:
The Onion - I am probably going to katch hell for this one but who cares! I hate the Onion! Lick Deez Nutz!

22.Nov.1999
Citibank - Dem Nutz was screwed over by Deez Nutlickerz. Hey Mr. Banker... what is the monthly interest on a hairy ballz principle at 15%? DEEZ NUTZ!

18.Nov.1999
Donald Trump - Let us suggest a campaign platform. You lick my nutz, I might vote for you. Even rich dudes need to lick da ballz!

11.Nov.1999
Backstreet Boys - These five guys should win a Nobel Prize. Alone they have done more for the sport of nut licking than any other group of people in history!

25.Oct.1999
George W. Bush - Prosperity with a purpose. We believe that purpose is a pair of spit shined BALLZ!